Tollef posted a fun (and short) Zombie mem:
You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:
- One weapon
- One song blasting on the speakers
- One famous person to fight along side you.
I can’t resist.
- BFG9000: ranged weapon that vaporizes multiple zombies at once. I should be out of the mall before I’m out of ammo.
- “Good Vibrations” by the Beach Boys: up beat and a little silly.
- Jet Li: he could totally handle the zombies within slicing/kicking/clubbing range.
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Heh, Jet Li… great choice!
Comment by Adam Sommer — June 13, 2008 @ 4:30 am
You fool.
As soon as Jet Li is infected, he’ll still be fast and limber as a fresh zombie, and rip your goddamn spine out before he can inform you, “Uh, I think something bit me.”
Comment by Reason — June 13, 2008 @ 1:29 pm
1. Automatic Shotgun with massive amounts of ammo.
2. No music. I need to have total audio reception at all times.
3. Max Brooks, author of Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z
Comment by Reason — June 13, 2008 @ 1:32 pm
1. Sniper rifle. Headshot accuracy!! You vaporized Jet Li with your BFG, you bastard!
2. “Keep Their Heads Ringin'” by Dr. Dre.
3. River Tam. She seemed to do well enough against the reavers. Not sure if she counts since she’s fictional!
Comment by Nokturnal — June 13, 2008 @ 8:01 pm